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Female figurine from the Hohle Fels cave near Stuttgart, about 35,000 years old. Interpreted as a pornographic pin-up.

“The Earliest Pornography” says Science Now, describing the 35,000 year old ivory figurine that’s been dug up in a cave near Stuttgart. The tiny statuette is of a female with exaggerated breasts and vulva. According to Paul Mellars, one of the archaeologist twits who commented on the find for Nature, this makes the figurine “pornographic.” Nature is even titling its article, “Prehistoric Pin Up.” It’s the Venus of Willendorf double standard all over again. Ancient figures of naked pregnant women are interpreted by smirking male archaeologists as pornography, while equally sexualized images of men are assumed to depict gods or shamans. Or even hunters or warriors. Funny, huh?

Consider: phallic images from the Paleolithic are at least 28,000 years old. Neolithic cultures all over the world seemed to have a thing for sculptures with enormous erect phalluses. Ancient civilizations were awash in images of male genitalia, from the Indian lingam to the Egyptian benben to the Greek herm. The Romans even painted phalluses on their doors and wore phallic charms around their necks.

Image and video hosting by TinyPicIthyphallic figure from Lascaux, about 17,000 years old. Interpreted as a shaman.

But nobody ever interprets this ancient phallic imagery as pornography. Instead, it’s understood to indicate reverence for male sexual potency. No one, for example, has ever suggested that the Lascaux cave dude was a pin-up; he’s assumed to be a shaman. The ithyphallic figurines from the Neolithic — and there are many — are interpreted as gods. And everyone knows that the phalluses of ancient India and Egypt and Greece and Rome represented awesome divine powers of fertility and protection. Yet an ancient figurine of a nude woman — a life-giving woman, with her vulva ready to bring forth a new human being, and her milk-filled breasts ready to nourish that being — is interpreted as pornography. Just something for a man to whack off to. It’s not as if there’s no other context in which to interpret the figure. After all, the European Paleolithic is chock full of pregnant-looking female statuettes that are quite similar to this one. By the time we get to the Neolithic, the naked pregnant female is enthroned with lions at her feet, and it’s clear that people are worshipping some kind of female god.

Yet in the Science Now article, the archaeologist who found the figurine is talking about pornographic pin-ups: “I showed it to a male colleague, and his response was, ‘Nothing’s changed in 40,000 years.’” That sentence needs to be bronzed and hung up on a plaque somewhere, because you couldn’t ask for a better demonstration of the classic fallacy of reading the present into the past. The archaeologist assumes the artist who created the figurine was male; why? He assumes the motive was lust; why? Because that’s all he knows. To his mind, the image of a naked woman with big breasts and exposed vulva can only mean one thing: porn! Porn made by men, for men! And so he assumes, without questioning his assumptions, that the image must have meant the same thing 35,000 years ago. No other mental categories for “naked woman” are available to him. His mind is a closed box. This has been the central flaw of anthropology for as long there’s been anthropology. And even before: the English invaders of North America thought the Iroquois chiefs had concubines who accompanied them everywhere, because they had no other mental categories to account for well-dressed, important-looking women sitting in a council house. It’s the same fallacy that bedevils archaeologists who dig up male skeletons with fancy beads and conclude that the society was male dominant (because powerful people wear jewelry!), and at another site dig up female skeletons with fancy beads and conclude that this society, too, was male dominant (because women have to dress up as sex objects and trophy wives!). Male dominance is all they can imagine. And so no matter what they dig up, they interpret it to fit their mental model. It’s the fallacy that also drives evolutionary psychology, the central premise of which is that human beings in the African Pleistocene had exactly the same values, beliefs, prejudices, power struggles, goals, and needs as the middle-class white professors and students in a graduate psychology lab in modern-day Santa Barbara, California. And that these same factors are universal and unchanged and true for all time.

Image and video hosting by TinyPicHohle Fels phallus, about 28,000 years old. Interpreted as a symbolic object and …flint knapper. Yes.

That’s not science; it’s circular, self-serving propaganda. This little figurine from Hohle Fels, for example, is going to be used as “proof” that pornography is ancient and natural. I guarantee it. Having been interpreted by pornsick male archaeologists as pornography because that’s all they know, the statuette will now be trotted out by every ev psycho and male supremacist on the planet as “proof” that pornography is eternal, that male dominance is how it’s supposed to be, and that feminists are crazy so shut the fuck up. Look for it in Steven Pinker’s next book. ***

P.S. My own completely speculative guess on the figurine is that it might be connected to childbirth rituals. Notice the engraved marks and slashes; that’s a motif that continues for thousands of years on these little female figurines. No one knows what they mean, but they meant something. They’re not just random cut marks. Someone put a great deal of work into this sculpture. Given that childbirth was incredibly risky for Paleolithic women, they must have prayed their hearts out for help and protection in that time. I can imagine an elder female shaman or artist carving this potent little figure, and propping it up somewhere as a focus for those prayers.

On the other hand, it is possible that it has nothing to do with childbearing or sexual behavior at all. The breasts and vulva may simply indicate who the figure is: the female god. Think of how Christ is always depicted with a beard, which is a male sexual characteristic, even though Christ isn’t about male sexuality. The beard is just a marker. Or, given the figurine’s exaggerated breasts, it may have something to do with sustenance: milk, food, nourishment.

The notion that some dude carved this thing to whack off to — when he was surrounded by women who probably weren’t wearing much in the way of clothes anyway — is laughable.

Good lord I am so glad I took ancient art from a female professor.

bevsi:

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all i ever wanted was more daryl and glenn interaction..

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?????????

imagine how sassy their interaction would’ve been, esp before they became too fucked up from all this zombieapocalyp-ting

okay, so i was informed that it was kojima’s “thing” to incorporate past game stuffs and make it into a masterpiece, so does the hole in the bathroom and the fetus in the sink in the silent hills teaser have to do with SH4 and SH3??

i’m not familiar with his work and i’m not sure if that’s how he does it, but i was talking to my partner about it and how annoying/upsetting it was for me for the movie/other games to keep utilizing sexy nurses/pyramid head shit when they were all just james-specific just for because they got popular?? like c’mon, it’s silent hill, it could come up with waaaaaaaaay more creative things than that for each individual. Oh, all the possibilities. Anyways, sunny said kojima won’t do it like that, he will do it in a way that won’t be upsetting/gimmicky… 

oh the things my brain decides to worry about„

xxnekronightmarexx:

Poor Norman Reedus

okay this scenario (if somehow daryl was to go through the zombie apocalypse and then end up in silent hill and it warps for him to reflect his experiences, mental state, fears, guilt, etc.) has actually been something i&#8217;ve explored in my head a lot before since the walking dead first aired and gOD I CAN&#8217;T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD HAVE IN STORE FOR HIM, ESPECIALLY ALL THAT ABUSE HE WENT THROUGH AND DKFJKDSFJDKS OF COURSE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE anD
i CAN&#8217;T HANDLE THIS
i&#8217;ve also thought a lot about glenn&#8217;s and ;-; and ;-; ok i can&#8217;t do this 

xxnekronightmarexx:

Poor Norman Reedus

okay this scenario (if somehow daryl was to go through the zombie apocalypse and then end up in silent hill and it warps for him to reflect his experiences, mental state, fears, guilt, etc.) has actually been something i’ve explored in my head a lot before since the walking dead first aired and gOD I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD HAVE IN STORE FOR HIM, ESPECIALLY ALL THAT ABUSE HE WENT THROUGH AND DKFJKDSFJDKS OF COURSE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE anD

i CAN’T HANDLE THIS

i’ve also thought a lot about glenn’s and ;-; and ;-; ok i can’t do this 

huffingtonpost:

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theworldneedsonlyonebigboss:

I like to imagine this is what happened at Konami.Edited from the Let’s Destroy the Shagohod! comic by [Hiimdaisy]

theworldneedsonlyonebigboss:

I like to imagine this is what happened at Konami.

Edited from the Let’s Destroy the Shagohod! comic by [Hiimdaisy]

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why am i not surprised that hideo kojima is bros with junji ito.

lusidproductions:

THE NEW SILENT HILL LOOKS SO SCARY

lusidproductions:

THE NEW SILENT HILL LOOKS SO SCARY

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Why did you kill me? James…

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