i think it captured the slightly pained, awkward expression i make whenever i am asked to smile for a photo very well

CHILLIN IN THE JARL’S HOUSE

STANDING IN THE SNOW AND SHIT

nothing much just being worshipped by peasant mortals

look at that badass motherfucker

the fuck are you looking at farkas

tuclan:

LETS PLAYERS ARE TOO CUTE IM SO MAD

-amnesia: machine for pigs

-pokemon snap

-façade

-wolfquest

-arkham city [and the arkham asylum Challenge and Joker maps >:D]

-starwars: the force unleashed

-digimon world

-croc: legend of the gobbos

-THE SIMMMSSSS

-tekken 4

-batman begins

-containment breach?

-ship

-l4d2

-shadow of the colosuss (PLEASE YES THIS ONE)

and, as a recent addition

-SAINTS ROW THE THIRD (SERIOUSLY GUYS THIS GAME IS UNBELIEVEABLE)

i can’t remember the rest right now, so add as you guys think of moar

I MET THIS PERSON ALONG THE WAY WHO HAD ALREADY GOTTEN THEIR WHITE ROBE AND THEY PROCEEDED TO SHOW ME ~A WHOLE NEW WORLD~

SERIOUSLY THEY TOOK ME AROUND AND SHOWED ME ALL THESE THINGS LIKE  EASTER EGGS- LIKE THE CREATURE FROM FLOW- AND A BUNCH OF OTHER SECRETS HIDDEN IN THE STAGES

AND THEN WHEN WE REACHED THE MOUNTAIN THEY DREW A HEART IN THE SNOW WHICH I DIDN’T EVEN REGISTER AT FIRST BUT WHEN IT HIT ME I WAS LIKE

AND I COULDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING TO THEM SO THEN I TRIED TO DRAW A HEART BACK BUT CONTRARY TO THEIRS IT CAME OUT AS THIS CRAPPY LITTLE THING BUT I THINK THEY GOT WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY

ANYWAY THANK YOU SO MUCH MY JOURNEY COMPANION FOR SHOWING ME ALL THOSE THINGS AND FOR BEING SO PATIENT AND AWESOME WITH ME, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THE EXTREMELY LIMITED MEANS OF COMMUNICATION WE HAD

I HOPE YOU FIND THIS

im sorry daryl and glenn

i tried

GUYS LOOK I FOUND A DOUCHE CREATOR GAME

(NOT THAT IT’S ACTUALLY CALLED THAT OR ANYTHING

I MEAN IT’S REALLY WELL-MADE AND DETAILED AND EVERYTHING

BUT THE CONTENT OMG

JUST GO PLAY IT)

thor’s always so hard to create on these games

but loki’s always so easy lol

trampai:

punkgeons:

i couldn’t find a founding fathers otome game so i took matters into my own hands

INTERVENTION TIME

sourcedumal:

niggaswithankhs:

misscontraption:

When you fighting a boss and that bitch has a SLIVER of health on that ol’ “bosses survive til the end” shit and then they kill you.

Like, really.

Your ass is barely alive. But it’s game over for me tho.

Fuck you entirely.

BREH they come with the meanest attack

Y

OMFG YES.

Would piss me the fuck off to no end!

Like, for real? I gotta fight all 108592751 forms of your ass ALL OVER again?

what pisses me off is not only that but when they’re at a sliver of health

but then they heal themselves

detectivedeathmachine:

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A I S H I T E R U ☆ N O ☆ S T R A W B E R R Y ☆  B R E E Z E  [part one]

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High school student Loki is good at classes and is a great friend.  But unknown to everyone, he is haunted by dreams of a mysterious shadowed person chasing and hitting him in the face with a hammer.  When a strange but handsome new student transfers to Sakuramochi High, his dreams start becoming more clear - but his life, more dangerous.

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☆ R E V I E W S ☆

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“Best game since Bioshock and everything ever before that.”

- Gamespot

“It’s like Thor took Skyrim, Metal Gear Solid and Portal, combined them, and smashed them all with his hammer over and over to turn them into the perfectly golden game-flavored pancake and now he’s holding the pancake up to your face and feeding it to you by hand.  He’s also naked.”

- IGN

“More addictive than Pokemon Gold and Silver.”

- Indiegamer

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D O W N L O A D ☆ L I N K S

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HAS THIS UPDATED PLEASE DOES SOMEONE KNOW I MUST KNOW

doctorwho:

Whoa Whoa Whoa — *THIS* IS OUT. Doctor Who: 50th Anniversary Monopoly Game

When we browsed BBCAmericaShop earlier today, we didn’t notice this. Until we did.

Roll the dice and build your intergalactic empire as you move your Doctor Who game pieces around the board. Will you win with help from UNIT and Torchwood? Or lose with flack from Daleks and Cybermen? Includes sonic screwdriver, scarf and bow tie pieces, plus 22 classic episodes with all 11 Doctors. Your guaranteed Chance for hours of fun playing the world’s best-loved board game, now in this special 50th-anniversary Doctor Who Collector’s Edition.

tayham:

This is fun. You should probably try it. I say probably because if you are prone to epileptic seizures you should probably not try it. 

This is also a good example of what happens when I see puppies.

i d on’t know wha t happened guis