Telepathic Communication Between Hobos
buttwade:

lampsarepeopletoo:

me in 20 years

me in a year

buttwade:

lampsarepeopletoo:

me in 20 years

me in a year

naomi-harper:

He is the cutest thing in the world and no one can convince me otherwise.

naomi-harper:

He is the cutest thing in the world and no one can convince me otherwise.

plsfeelmyanus:

EVERYTHING I TOUCH BREAKS

plsfeelmyanus:

EVERYTHING I TOUCH BREAKS

… when the zombie apocalypse finally happens

thatshowifeelwhen:

Expectation

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Reality

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betarayboo:

Accurate portrayal of me when someone gives me birthday or Christmas money

agayofthrones:

when you start shipping something as a joke but then it’s like 

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no-need-4-hats-thx:

if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear you make a derogatory remark about women? bam, your lamp is now on the floor what cha going to do punk? are you abusing that child? wambo, your walls are now bleeding motherfucker

miaman:

continues sitting

miaman:

continues sitting

sdkay:

starfleetrambo:

I’m sorry I don’t talk a lot. ._. 

so true

morgrana:

when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time

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allmylovingjohn:

Remember that episode of suite life of zack and cody where zack becomes addicted to a video game and he spends all day on the computer and never leaves his room

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I always thought that episode was weird and far fetched

but now that’s me

trytomakemestay:

i can read 100,000 words of fanfiction a day but if a professor assigns more than 30 pages of reading i just stare off into space while tears fill my eyes

arcticmokneys:

Am I Actually Hungry Or Am I Just Bored: An Autobiography

hello-darling-assbutts:

kingarthurscat:

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

Did RDJ write this?

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OH MY GOD

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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